theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

zz2m:

Context really not required. {x}

“…And tonight I’m going to need you all with me.”

musermatt:

PPPFFFFFFFFFFF

how-ood:

#That’s it #That’s the show

riddlemehiddle:

bruce being sassy as fuck

rekkka:

loislaned:

#I WILL RIDE YOU SO HARD

#THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.